mresundance:

forhim647:

feminismshmeminism:

I was excited when I had 40

Just reached 40. It was exciting.

i don’t know where you all came from or why you all stick around but i am pleased and humbled by the company

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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filmsandvideogames:

“When in Rome, do as the Romans do!” I shout, as I stab my political opponent to death.

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that-jolly-tardis-sound:

twinkle twinkle little star,

how i wonder what you are

it’s a flaming ball of gas,

learn some science you dumbass

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striderbeegod:

suddenly-oranges:

nickelodeon:

OMG WE NEED TO CANCEL INVADER ZIM BECAUSE IT’S TOO GRAPHIC AND GIR HAD BLOOD ON HIM ONE TIME. IT ALSO IMPLIES THAT SOME PEOPLE DIE??? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WE NEED TO BE CHILD APPROPRIATE. ANY SHOW THAT HAS BLOOD IN IT WILL BE CANCELLED. LET THAT BE A WARNING. WE CAN’T LET THE KIDS BE TRAUMATIZED. 

disney:

Cartoon Network is laughing in a corner

(via colorfulcipher)

draggu:

draggu:

i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth

the answer is 19

(via angel-wires-deactivated20200618)

eridangarang:

in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”

(via suspend)